Debate Highlights
MODERATOR: Governor Palin, since you clearly get uncomfortable when you don’t have a scripted answer for a given question, perhaps you’d like to take a moment to act like a condescending kindergarten teacher on nitrous oxide and treat the American people like a classroom full of rowdy 8-year-olds that won’t eat their vegetables.
PALIN: Ah, bless your heart! Y’know, doggone it, you’re darn right. And I’ll betcha, it’s the ol’ scamps there givin’ a straight-up shout-out to the whoop-de-diddly skidoo, *wink*, gosh darn it, what the heck, Main Street moms and hootenannies, and don’cha know it folks, if elephants could fly, you could make a fortune sellin’ steel umbrellas!
MODERATOR: Thank you, Governor.
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HAHAHA yes Dan Gurewitch this was my favorite part
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I love this stuff haha
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MODERATOR: Governor Palin, since you clearly get uncomfortable when you don’t have a scripted answer for a given...
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HAHA oh man, thats exactly...I was thinking last night too! “Sarah, what is your name?”...
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i serioulsy can’t stand this woman. she sounds so common....good thing, i don’t want an...
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My personal favorite phrase of hers...wily average American, “Joe Six-Pack.”
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This debate was so folksy...were points I had...remind...
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