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CFM On... Dating

“Listen, if you really want to get a guy, you need to play all your cards right. As in, you act like a cocktease the moment you meet him, then you fuck his brains out after a while. Then he’ll start calling and you play super hard to get. Then you act needy. And then you repeat all this process.”

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She may be on to something. Though you need to be careful in the superĀ  hard to get phase, because if you’re a complete tease and ignore him, he may write you off forever.

Then again, he may not.

Fuck, girls suck.

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